Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Top five ways you know Dan Wald has just been on a Valentine’s Day date

5. Dan is constantly yelling, "I JUST WENT ON A DATE...WITH A GIRRRRRL!"
4. Dan is constantly mumbling something about Dr. Phil being a real asshole...
3. There is a red outline of a hand on Dan's face
2. Dan keeps asking to borrow some of your "Forget Me Now's"
1. Dan reeks of cocktail onions and pepper spray


Blogger Juggernaut, the said...

you forgot:

6) Dan Wald is not at work and it is Valentine's Day.

5:34 PM  

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