Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Top five ways you know Dan Wald has just been on a Valentine’s Day date

5. Dan is constantly yelling, "I JUST WENT ON A DATE...WITH A GIRRRRRL!"
4. Dan is constantly mumbling something about Dr. Phil being a real asshole...
3. There is a red outline of a hand on Dan's face
2. Dan keeps asking to borrow some of your "Forget Me Now's"
1. Dan reeks of cocktail onions and pepper spray

1 Comments:

Blogger Juggernaut, the said...

you forgot:

6) Dan Wald is not at work and it is Valentine's Day.

5:34 PM  

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