Monday, January 02, 2006

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Welcome to the first Tribute Blog dedicated to Dan Wald. This is a venue for fans to express their love and appreciation of Dan.

Dan Wald has touched the lives of dozens as he has traveled the land spreading his trifecta of Life Principles:


Dedication. Dan is the epitome of dedication. No matter what time of day, Dan is always rooting out falsities in others' statements by making up facts to back his point of view. Dan is also dedicated to buying the most useless piece of crap at a fair or festival and then displaying it prominently in his household.

Awesomosity. "What is awesomosity if it is not also rocking out and being totally sweet?" -Dan Wald 2006. What indeed. Clearly Dan is also a philosopher in addition to many other things.

Neutrality. If someone were to randomly punch Dan in the face, he would probably say, "ow - why did you punch me in the face?" in the most neutral way imaginable.


Blogger Dan Wald said...

Everything on this post is a FACT. I can not tell a lie - everything here is 100% true and I cut down the cherry tree

7:41 PM  
Blogger Meredith said...

I most admire Dan's Neutrality. He is the Switzerland I aspire to be. I'm more like Poland-- plucky, but ultimately doomed.

4:46 PM  
Blogger Blogger J said...

If anyone here played P.T.O., you'd know that Switzerland was really really close to joining the Axis powers, so I wouldn't use it as an example of Neutrality. Then again, they refused my Japanese missiles.

3:43 PM  

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